wedding night?
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Night of wedding ceremony 20 March 2007 AskMen.com currency this joke: 8 / 10 ————————————————– —————————— A hotel has sciccoso the same day three weddings and the conclusion of the night, the three married couples meet up to the bar to discuss the day 's events over a couple of beers. Asks the other two: "listen, it 's the night and our ceremony of wedding I was wondering – how many times have we have foreseen the … um … you know that … do it? " Finally, decide to retire to their respective wives and program meet the following morning over breakfast to discuss what has turned. Suddenly, one of the spouses conveys up, "Hold on guys, we can 't discuss our first night' s marital goings on over the breakfast table with our new wives who sit with us." "You 're right. What we 'll the then ago, is every part of toasted bread with which we order our breakfast represent the time we did, "offers another husband. All agree that it 's an excellent idea and party. The next day in the dining room of the hotel, the wedding is all looking a bit disheveled, but that 's nothing compared to the wives, which may weaken barely through the room. The first husband ordered her maid with a bar: "Hello, I 'll have the first full English breakfast with three parts of toasted bread please." The other two married him smile and raise a glass of fresh orange juice in a toast to his fantasy value. The maid of bar moves toward the second pair and the orders of the bridegroom, "I also eat a full English breakfast, but I could have four parts of toasted bread? " The waitress at a bar gets married. "Furthermore eat ask the full English breakfast, but I …" take a deep breath, "seven, yes, seven parts of toasted bread," requires everyone 's benefit, and ignite a big smile to his two Companions wedding, which set him nell'incredulità . "Seven parts of lord of toasted bread? "asks the waitress bar," because that 's a lot. "terrible; "Madam yes indeed young, seven parts of toasted bread it is." Note his order and turns away, but before it can go, the groom after she called again and said, "And about love, you can make two of those brown color? "
Kit
Night of wedding ceremony 20 March 2007 AskMen.com currency this joke: 8 / 10 ————————————————– —————————— A hotel has sciccoso the same day three weddings and the conclusion of the night, the three married couples meet up to the bar to discuss the day 's events over a couple of beers. Asks the other two: "listen, it 's the night and our ceremony of wedding I was wondering – how many times have we have foreseen the … um … you know that … do it? " Finally, decide to retire to their respective wives and program meet the following morning over breakfast to discuss what has turned. Suddenly, one of the spouses conveys up, "Hold on guys, we can 't discuss our first night' s marital goings on over the breakfast table with our new wives who sit with us." "You 're right. What we 'll the then ago, is every part of toasted bread with which we order our breakfast represent the time we did, "offers another husband. All agree that it 's an excellent idea and party. The next day in the dining room of the hotel, the wedding is all looking a bit disheveled, but that 's nothing compared to the wives, which may weaken barely through the room. The first husband ordered her maid with a bar: "Hello, I 'll have the first full English breakfast with three parts of toasted bread please." The other two married him smile and raise a glass of fresh orange juice in a toast to his fantasy value. The maid of bar moves toward the second pair and the orders of the bridegroom, "I also eat a full English breakfast, but I could have four parts of toasted bread? " The waitress at a bar gets married. "Furthermore eat ask the full English breakfast, but I …" take a deep breath, "seven, yes, seven parts of toasted bread," requires everyone 's benefit, and ignite a big smile to his two Companions wedding, which set him nell'incredulità . "Seven parts of lord of toasted bread? "asks the waitress bar," because that 's a lot. "terrible; "Madam yes indeed young, seven parts of toasted bread it is." Note his order and turns away, but before it can go, the groom after she called again and said, "And about love, you can make two of those brown color? "
Kit
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:15 am
What?!?
I don’t get it, sorry!
Care to explain please?
October 5th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Woo-hoo! That was a good’un! Here’s a joke ’bout a wedding anniversary night…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my ***** body in front of you, what was going through your mind?”
The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to ***** your brains out, and **** your ***** dry.”
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?”
He replied, “It looks as if I did a pretty good job.”
Hehehehe!
October 5th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
i can’t understand you u saying ! you answering a question or telling a big story!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 8th, 2008 at 6:41 am
funny…..yucky…